// Shortland St//

Did Harry Warner have puberty while he was away? Like went away for a holiday and came back with a new haircut, a few inches taller and a voice that finally cracked? lol

// spannish lessions w/ milo//

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

I badly want this movie to happen.

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Everything’s got to end sometime, otherwise nothing would ever get started.

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disorder:

when you want to ask a question in class but you don’t want to sound stupid

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Aries: Weekly (Starting on August 25)

thezodiaczone:

Monday and Tuesday return you to very typical early-in-the-week terrain. The days unfold in your imagination with some amount of dread — you worry about the things you have to do, the people you have to call and forgetting to do this or that. But there’s no need to fret, because sheer competence…

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. - Mark Twain
anarchacannibalism:

anagrammaton:

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

remember when the largest māori protest of all time was held and people walked on foot literally from all across the country to protest the continued government theft of māori land and our ‘leftist’ prime minister refused to meet them, despite meeting this fucking sheep on the steps of parliament literally the day before because i dofuck this sheep


oh jesus it’s me

reblogging for the comments foreshore and seabed hikoi.

anarchacannibalism:

anagrammaton:

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

remember when the largest māori protest of all time was held and people walked on foot literally from all across the country to protest the continued government theft of māori land and our ‘leftist’ prime minister refused to meet them, despite meeting this fucking sheep on the steps of parliament literally the day before because i do

fuck this sheep

oh jesus it’s me

reblogging for the comments foreshore and seabed hikoi.

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